What is Catomot?
Greetings, beloved citizens of Catomot Land and prospective Cato fans! Catomot, the pinnacle of fun, the king of comedy, and the token that has come to steal investors' hearts, has landed on the Solana blockchain with a “BOOM!” While other tokens aim for Mars, we push the boundaries of space and humor. However, remember, in Catomot Land, nothing is “normal.” Here, it’s not us but the Cato Laws that write the rules!
Article 1: The Pledge of Catomot Citizenship
Every citizen of Catomot Land must say the word “Catomot” at least three times a day, loud and proud, to bless their tokens. Yes, you read that right! In Catomot Land, we have a highly scientific approach to daily life: We make fun of everything we see!
1.1 Catomot Citizenship Oath
Every new $CATO holder must shout the following with full conviction: “As a loyal citizen of Catomot Land, I pledge never to lose my sense of humor and to keep laughing at every opportunity!” This oath is a prerequisite for joining the community, though, fair warning, there’s no “laugh or your money back” guarantee.
Article 2: Catomot’s Currency and Economy
The national currency of Catomot Land is, of course, $CATO. Our economy fluctuates based on the supply and demand of humor. Want to create your own meme currency? Every morning, we hold a community vote as the “Central Bank of Catomot,” and the funniest meme wins! And yes, each citizen only gets a single “joke credit.”
2.1 Token Distribution
Catomot is limited to a total supply of 1 billion tokens. Why 1 billion, you ask? Because we don’t just follow other tokens that do a trillion! We’ve built a world limited only by our sense of humor, and with it, we’ll manage our economy with a guaranteed laugh factor every step of the way!
Article 3: The Catomot Royal Treasury
The Royal Treasury will be used exclusively for social media events, meme competitions, and the annual “Best Catomot Dance” contest. Citizens are required to submit creative, funny, and absurd works to earn $CATO. Remember, in Catomot Land, “the most absurd” is always “the most valuable.”
3.1 Treasury Allocation
Forty percent of the treasury is reserved for community airdrops. This means work hard, dear Catonians, because the Catomot Treasury never leaves meme creators empty-handed!
Article 4: The Cato Laws - Constitutional Articles
In this land, everyone freely expresses their humor. However, the Constitution of Catomot Land comes into play here. These are the strict yet absurd rules you must follow:
Law 1: Laughter is Mandatory
If you don’t laugh at a joke, the “Laughter Police” may knock on your door. Yes, in Catomot, the police test your sense of humor, and if you don’t find something funny, you’ll be forced to read the “Cato Laughter Code” book cover to cover.Law 2: Shouting Cato Sounds is Freedom
Every citizen of Catomot must shout “Catocatocatocatocat!” at regular intervals. This is especially important when prices dip, as this sound helps lift community morale.Law 3: Sarcastic Comments Are Encouraged
One of the defining traits of Catomot citizens is the ability to approach everything with sarcasm. Did crypto prices drop? Say, “Nice, we needed to see the depths!” and cheer up! Those who don’t comply with this law must read ancient internet jokes for a week.
Article 5: Catomot Tax System
In Catomot Land, there’s no tax, but there is a “laughter tax.” Any citizen who fails to chuckle three times a day will face a daily “joke fine.” This can be paid off by posting five humorous social media posts. Here, you don’t pay taxes, you laugh them off!
Article 6: The Cato Security Act
Every Cato works diligently for the safety of its citizens. Thanks to the speed of the Solana blockchain, Catomot transactions happen “at the speed of light, with humor!” We perform transactions quickly, but only after we make a joke first!
Article 7: Catomot’s Path to the Future
The long-term goal of Catomot Land is crystal clear: to fill the world with laughter! While other projects aim for Mars, we’re creating our own planet of humor.
7.1 Roadmap
- Spread Laughter Across the Universe: Every Cato citizen will share at least one humorous post a day to spread smiles across the universe.
- Meme Olympics: Every three months, we’ll hold the “Meme Olympics” within the community. The creators of the funniest memes will be awarded $CATO prizes from the Royal Treasury.
- Laughter Staking Program: We’ll launch a “Laughter Staking Program” for the Catomot community. In this program, the more you make people laugh, the more you earn!
Article 8: The Catomot Government and Administration
In Catomot Land, there is no single leader. Every Cato holder contributes ideas with their memes and participates in votes. In Catomot Land, the one who can make people laugh the most is the leader! And every leader must laugh, or they face the risk of being “cheerfully impeached” by the people.
Article 9: The Sacred Warning of Cato
Before joining Catomot Land, heed this sacred warning: “Everything here is highly unserious!” The value of your investment may drop or rise entirely based on comedic effect, so invest only if you’re prepared to stretch your sense of humor to its limits. And remember, when you win big, according to the Cato Laws, showing extreme joy is strictly prohibited!